i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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