This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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