Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so that wasnt chicken after all
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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