Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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