He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
They have beer where we have blood.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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