so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
