I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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