I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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