That's intense
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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