Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
time to smoke my breakfast
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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