Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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