I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
