I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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