I will die if light touches me.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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