No, you can still breathe under the balls.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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