My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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