Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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