Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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