Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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