we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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