I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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