she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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