Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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