You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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