My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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