ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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