she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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