I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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