is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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