I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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