after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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