Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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