A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
