I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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