Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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