Your tits are I can't wait for
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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