My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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