the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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