that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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