whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm just crazy horny about you
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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