Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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