okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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