JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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