A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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