your thong is hanging out like whoa
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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