I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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