Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I love you. Go after that dick
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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