i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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