the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Randomize
