Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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