Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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